Flunkies of Fiction: Online Auction Industry Exposé

Memorable quotes from the morons of the online auction industry

1.  sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.
-KaRay, owner of Wagglepop giving selling advice, 2006

2.  I also get a bit worried over a seller that has 1K+ items for sale, too much opportunity for something to go wrong.
-Tempest, admin of the HOW forum discussing large sellers, 2007

3.  I am not a nimrod
-Wagglepop’s Head Cheerleader tries to deny she is a mindless sheep, 2008

4. Some people have it like that, others don’t. I do.
-Spencer “AQ Ray” “Binarywebs” Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008.

5. I have GOD himself with me and EWAEY is blessed! eWaey has a member that is the most important of all. His name is JESUS! We will WIN! We are winners and not loosers! We are with GOD and he is with us!
-Ewaey’s deluded site owner Alex announcing that God has chosen Ewaey over the competition., 2008